I don’t know why you ran away. You might get in trouble, and you might come back. You know how owners are. They are selfish and don’t care, besides the people at obedience school. I don’t even know why you ran away. This place is luxury. People take care of you if you get hurt. They give you the best food. Have you seen the beds? They even let you use forks and knifes, and the food is even warm. Everyone wonders why you left. They really care. What have you been up to? I’ve been enjoying it at obedience school- eating good food and it’s warm. I have also been sleeping in those comfy beds. See you soon.

Sincerely ,

Crash